A LETTER OF COMPLAINT
I´ve got a bottle of your olives in front of me on my kitchen table. I´ve also got part of my broken tooth next to the bottle.
Your label on the bottle is clear: "There are no stones in the olives".
I am going to sue you. My broken tooth caused an infection and problems to my other teeth. Please send your insurance adjuster to my home. I want a fair settlement. My dentist bills are $600, but what about my pain and suffering?
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